Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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