It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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