It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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