Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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