This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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