idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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