Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have aggressive nipples.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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