I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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