How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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