hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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