Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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