She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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