i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
wow bdsm is so cute
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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