Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
