can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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