just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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