Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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