In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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