So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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