I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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