: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I can't put those talents on a resume
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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