Me too!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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