Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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