Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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