I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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