Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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