Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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