I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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