this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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