I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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