Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Do plants get herpes?
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