Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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