The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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