this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This is the high leading the old right now
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize