Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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