this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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