The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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