Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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