that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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