i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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