he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
My pussy is not your playground.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
