one two three fourrrrnication!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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