We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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