I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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