Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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