you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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