She's JV to your varsity
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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