You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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