I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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