This is not my ceiling
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
this just has baby written all over it
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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