At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
