he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He passed out mid-signature
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
