it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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