I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
we're so committed to being not committed
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
