She announced her abortion via fbk
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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