If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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