Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
