you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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