How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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